A vile criminal is running loose around the bend. His crimes include trespass, theft, assault, and pooping in the shallow end of my pool.
Don't get suckered by his good looks. He'll spread your garbage around your yard, and then relieve himself all over your patio, preferably in your pool or jacuzzi.
Last night, he not only left a pretty good sized load, but a dead bird he found along the way. Charming.
Don't get suckered by his good looks. He'll spread your garbage around your yard, and then relieve himself all over your patio, preferably in your pool or jacuzzi.
Last night, he not only left a pretty good sized load, but a dead bird he found along the way. Charming.
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